I Don't Answer All Of My Private Messages

How's this? Blooming into a wonderful friendship yet?

@Renikari: Man, you're so uptight. You gotta loosen up.

@Silhouette: Well, technically, she doesn't HAVE to do shit. It's an unsolicited message.

@basilfawlty89: Knight and shining armor to the rescue. Damn, they've got their timing down. How do you do it?

@Silhouette: You need to learn to respect women. Sick, sadistic old man.

@Silhouette: I'm stating a fact. I'm sorry if it hurt your neckbeard sensibilities. You can go cry about it on 4chan.

@basilfawlty89: You mean your own fact? We don't always see things your way, sorry.

@Silhouette: Says the dude miserable cause he was told to sod off publicly.

@basilfawlty89: Bro, is this your first time on the internet?

@Silhouette: When will you learn to respect women. Do i have to smack sense into you?

@CokeboyDiego: Anywhere but the face. Just not the face, please.

@Silhouette: No, little boy, I was on the internet well before you even knew what it was. I know you think you're awesome and cool and 2edgy4me, but it really is just a mask for deep seated insecurity.

@basilfawlty89: This sounds like some deep, personal stuff. Do you wanna share? I'm all ears.

@Silhouette: maybe i should smack you like a pimp since you want to treat a beautiful perfect women like renikari with so little respect. HUH?

@CokeboyDiego: Wanna see something funny?

@Silhouette: ok

Now please, shut up.

@Silhouette: Son, this tough act isn't gonna help you in life. I know it seems cool, you'll learn better when you can grow facial hair.

@Silhouette: so? U want dick or nah?

@basilfawlty89: Aw, don't be shy. You've gotten this far.

@Silhouette: You need to learn to give womwn the respect they deserve young one. You dont understand now but youll understand when you're older and more mature. You're a child aimlessly screaming nonsense. U know nothing of how the world works. I will feed u out of a bottle and spank u to teach u respect.