We didn't message each other in ages, but...DANG!

I am glad you are well based on our last chat.

But why are you hung up on a comment I left on someone's post about my dislike of pubic hair? It's just hair.

Don't take this up with me on private messaging.

Why do you want your pubic hair be rated by me?

Why is a private discussion of pubic hair interesting to you?

That's fucking annoying.