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@User41 Suicide no murder yes.

That was a joke.

Now I’m emotionally invested to this post.... lol


Who you want to murder? How would you do it an get away clean?

@User41 I don't want to murder anyone. I just thought about murder. I fancy myself an exotic poison type of girl.

🤔 why?

@User41 Why poison? Easy to get away with.

🤔that’s not always true.

Regardless of the weapon most people get caught because they were emotionally involved. Family members, friends, co workers....

That’s why most professional hitmen don’t get caught.

I’m hearting you. Your not hearting me back...

Yes... 🤨 I’ve noticed....

@User41 Most murders go unsolved. Don't buy into tv bull shit. Most hitmen get caught advertising services.

@User41 Now that you said something I can't do it. I refuse to buckle under pressure from terrorist.

most hitmen don’t get hired by idiots online.

Most hitmen get hired through word of mouth. An they actually make out really well.

An no, they aren’t sexy assassins. Double O sexy pants types.

Their just reliable hoods 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Arian

😂

Good for you.

@User41 Do you have any facts to prove your theory? Any business relying on word of mouth is doomed to fail.

Yes.

But this is SW. an I don’t care enough to be right 🤷🏻‍♂️

So you win I guess?

@User41 Omg now I must give acceptance speech. "I like to think all little people I crushed like ants to get here. Your sacrifice allowed me to achieve dream."

*Claps*

👏

You better mention me! 😡