Facebook is throwing gems at me today

@SinlessOnslaught I had better experiences than that. 😂 But overall, nothing beats DIY, tbh.

@SinlessOnslaught Nah, I'm just not exactly compatible with them. 😅

@CrazyMusicLover Apparently all those women agree with you though

@SinlessOnslaught But they are obviously motivated to have sex at all. I am not. 😆

@CrazyMusicLover You just DIY it

@SinlessOnslaught Yep 😆 I can imagine whatever I want to.

@CrazyMusicLover Telllllll meeeeee

@SinlessOnslaught 😇

@CrazyMusicLover You dream of a dinosaur and a giant gorilla using a cave woman as a volleyball.

@SinlessOnslaught But, my lad, you're projecting. 😅

@CrazyMusicLover Wishful thinking 😒