Every idiot buyer on Facebook Market Place be like

“iS tHiS sTiLL aVaiLaBLe?”

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Marketplace offers that as the only option to start a conversation. So I always click Yes are you interested? It seems like a good FU maneuver.

Wallflow3r · 31-35, F

@StygianKohlrabi “ no it’s not available fu”

@Wallflow3r 👋 is your single brain cell available? 🦶 🧠

Wallflow3r · 31-35, F

@StygianKohlrabi *item listed for $100*
Is this still available I’ll come pick it up rn for $25.

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@Wallflow3r no. let's negotiate. how about $80?
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$25

Wallflow3r · 31-35, F

@StygianKohlrabi I’ll buy it for $30
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can you deliver it to me?

@Wallflow3r what part of pick up from door don't you understand? 🪓