Do you have enough SW experience to go around telling other SW'ers they're not doing it right?

That's up to everyone to decide for themselves but I might pass a report if they don't follow ToS, not so much these days as it seems to matter very little and we never have any feedback.

I’m still learning SW, can you teach me?

Not my thing I wouldn't do that

I can't find my butt in a dark room

so

nope

No.

No