I know most of you know how to be annoying when you want to be...some a lot more than others .

Here's my favorite list for how to be annoying:

Adjust the tint on your tv so that all people are green. Insist to everyone that you like it that way.
Drum on every available surface.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 800 operators for dates.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into other people's backpacks.
Write the surprise ending to a murder mystery on the first page.
Keep specifying that your order is "to go" when at the drive thru.
Put the "Mc" at the beginning of everything you order at Mc Donalds...such as Mc Fries. Ask where the Mc Restroom is...
Set alarms for random times.
Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public like your spies. look around suspiciously every few minutes.
Order a side of pork rinds to go with your filet mignon.
Hum continuously and look around the room confused. Ask what that annoying sound is.