@Sarabee I definitely would have done that but if fetishes are for sexual gratification it wouldn't count, I was a very late starter. I seem to remember thinking sex was something to giggle about until I was 15.
Well I suppose aspects of it can still be funny, such as this non gender specific (to save people getting angry) witticism about genitals: 'Who do you think you're going to satisfy with that?' 'Me.'
