I Have An Ep Crush

Ohhhhh, my Derek. I found this poem I wrote for him while we were on EP.

Oh, how I miss him.


"Hi, handsome. Just thinking of you and wanted you to know that I miss you and I really, REALLY appreciate you in my life. Anyways, here's this.

When I see your name pop up on my screen,
My face turns to sunshine, if you know what I mean
When I’m walking down the street, and I see your note,
Warmness rushes over me, I’m ready to float.
You make my eyes sparkle, you make my cheeks flush,
I’ll tell anyone and everyone, you’re my true crush.
You make my heart tingle, you make my heart pound
You make me look like a fool, when others are around.
You had me in the beginning, with your witty lure
I’m glad that I found you, you might be my cure.
Why are you so hot? Why are you so charming?
The size of your wang is quite frankly alarming.
We made fun of a question talking about a “frond”
You noticed me and said, “I want that blonde”.
You swept me up quick, I almost fell down,
Your kind words and humor, made me not frown.
You add “U”s to random words, you think it’s correct
I don’t even care that your spelling is wrecked.
You have long, rough days, and you keep busy at work,
But you find the time to always make me smirk.
You call me beautiful every single day (that means know than you know).
I can’t believe I have such a handsome, perfect beau.
This poem might be lame, and I might be super sleepy,
But I want to run away with you and live in a teepee.
On a boat, or a treehouse, I don’t really care.
All I want is for you to be there.
You’re the only one I think about; insane, I understand.
I’m just praying one day you won’t find me bland.
I’m working hard to keep your interest, this poem is proof,
I’m falling for you, you crazy old goof.
So I send this with you, and hope you have a good day
I adore you from my heart clear to the milky way."


😂