There’s an old saying we have at my root beers anonymous club.

“The root of all evil is definitely not root beer.”

It’s a good saying.

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itsok · 31-35, F

Wait doesn’t root beer anonymous suggest that you’re trying to stop rootbeer?

rootbeardy · M

@itsok No. We’re a collective group of individuals who have to remain anonymous so that we resist murdering one another in hops to gain access to our fellow members super sweet root beer collections.

itsok · 31-35, F

@rootbeardy sounds dangerous. Be careful

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@rootbeardy in hops 🤣

rootbeardy · M

@itsok I always am. It’s why I only access our super secret anonymous meetings dressed as Santa clause so that they think I have a partially lame Coke collection instead.