Seahawks Put Up A For Sale Sign!
Paul Allen's last will and testament, was clear: every single asset controlled by the Paul Allen Foundation must be liquidated by a certain period of time after his death, with all the proceeds going to Charity.
When he was alive, Paul was involved in every major Seahawks decision. He hired John Schneider in 2010. John engineered the Feb 2014 first SuperBowl win, as well as the Feb 8, 2026 SuperBowl win.
Jody Allen, Paul's sister, was very much involved after Paul's passing in October 2018, but Paul's will is clear.
The NFL Commissioners have the final say. I was concerned that Bezos might be interested, but he seems to be suffering from dizzy spells, spending too much time oxygen deprived with his face buried into Lauren's crotch, and he probably would not want the city of Medina thinking he's back in town and bill him for back real estate taxes.
Steve Ballmer? he's not on the Epstein list, as far as we know, but he sees to be more interested in Basketball.
Howard Schultz? He's an asshole and Seattle has not forgotten his lies when the SuperSonics went up for sale.
A coalition led by Nathan Myrvhold and ex Microsoft people, but Myrvhold has a serious Epstein problem. His initial denial fell apart, when emails with Epstein indicated he's been on Pedo Island "I've motoring past your island..." and "just like pussy, you can't fax it..."
Bill Gates? He initially spent a ton of dough on a story that appeared in the WSJ, about how there's no there there, with Epstein, only to have it fall apart with the releases these past few weeks. He has not been seen in public in the Seattle area in a while.
Newell, CEP of Valve and Steam, he's got $40B collecting dust, and has not appeared on the Epstein list.
So sad to be thinking about this, when I barely finished cleaning up the Super Bowl party mess.
When he was alive, Paul was involved in every major Seahawks decision. He hired John Schneider in 2010. John engineered the Feb 2014 first SuperBowl win, as well as the Feb 8, 2026 SuperBowl win.
Jody Allen, Paul's sister, was very much involved after Paul's passing in October 2018, but Paul's will is clear.
The NFL Commissioners have the final say. I was concerned that Bezos might be interested, but he seems to be suffering from dizzy spells, spending too much time oxygen deprived with his face buried into Lauren's crotch, and he probably would not want the city of Medina thinking he's back in town and bill him for back real estate taxes.
Steve Ballmer? he's not on the Epstein list, as far as we know, but he sees to be more interested in Basketball.
Howard Schultz? He's an asshole and Seattle has not forgotten his lies when the SuperSonics went up for sale.
A coalition led by Nathan Myrvhold and ex Microsoft people, but Myrvhold has a serious Epstein problem. His initial denial fell apart, when emails with Epstein indicated he's been on Pedo Island "I've motoring past your island..." and "just like pussy, you can't fax it..."
Bill Gates? He initially spent a ton of dough on a story that appeared in the WSJ, about how there's no there there, with Epstein, only to have it fall apart with the releases these past few weeks. He has not been seen in public in the Seattle area in a while.
Newell, CEP of Valve and Steam, he's got $40B collecting dust, and has not appeared on the Epstein list.
So sad to be thinking about this, when I barely finished cleaning up the Super Bowl party mess.
