Welcome to Sufferball.

That's right England fans, prepare yourself once again to endure your weekly dose of pain as you watch our national team attempt to play football. Marvel as a star-filled side packed with players from the biggest club teams in the world struggle manfully to narrowly overcome European middle-weights in boring and stress filled contests.

It's a David vrs Goliath contest where you are on team Goliath but Goliath is blind and drunk. I know you are actually supposed to enjoy watching spectator sport but no. No, you must suffer. Suffer for unknown sins in a past life.

Will Switzerland be the team to finally put England fans out of their misery?