NESSIE ACCIDENTALLY CALLED UP TO ARGENTINA SQUAD AFTER SPELLING ERROR
The Loch Ness Monster has been spotted secretly practising her overhead kicks after accidentally receiving a call up to the Argentinian national team.
It's understood an admin error meant officials entered "Nessi" instead of "Messi" on the latest squad paperwork, with the No.10 shirt subsequently delivered directly to Loch Ness.
Rather than point out the mistake, Nessie reportedly put the top on and has spent the last 48 hours practising in the loch "just in case they don't notice."
The call up has caused ripples throughout world football. However pundits have mentioned that she is a natural deep lying playmaker, truly one of the G.O.A.T's....Greatest of All Tides....
Argentina's opposition, however, could find themselves in deep water if she plays, with Nessi's surprise inclusion set to rock the boat as Argentina look to ride the wave and sail into the World Cup final.
I can clearly state that this picture is a fake, intended to discredit Lionel Messi and to attempt to weaken the Argentina team facing the UK's round ball team tonight.
Actually, Messi has been spottend with Gianni Infantino talking about the best way to hold the cup in case of a probable victory of the Argentina team.
A hotline with the current resident of the "Not so Dark Residence" has been installed at FIFA headquarters, just in case "advice" from the resident has to be discussed.
