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Qatar vrs FIFA: A match report.

The Match began with the typical pre-match handshake. It also involved the somewhat strange sight of two large briefcase being passed by the Qatari captain to the referee. Somewhat surprisingly, the entire FIFA team not only gave the thumbs up, but laughed and then gave the finger to a clearly agitated crowd.

The game got off to a bang when the Qatar players showed off their well honed skills trained by years at the multi-million dollar Aspire Academy. Their abilities to pass the ball to the opposition, and consistently let the ball run over their feet are unmatched in world football. Still, the FIFA team asked no questions of them.

Tue atmosphere crackled, despite 3/4 of the 60,000 crowd leaving after the first five minutes. Camera crew 6 did a fantastic job keeping their camera on maximum zoom for 90 minutes, in order to capture the entirety of the 14 Qatari ultras.

Half time entertainment was delightful as pies were thrown at homosexuals and any slave workers unprofessional enough to ask for their passports back.

Despite the Qatar team missing eleven questionable penalties, the match looked to be heading for a stalemate. Then a ball was hit into the FIFA box and Infantino, the visiting captain, failed to defend the indispensable and scored a comedic own goal. He then spent an hour of the post match press conference explaining how own goals were often misunderstood.
OhIsMe · 36-40, M Best Comment
Today I feel like an own goal!


 
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