I Do Stupid Things When I'M Drunk

LOL! The best thing about being in your cups is that at the height of doing something really stupid, you think it's either funny or a good thing to do or that you think you look cute and sexy while doing it. All of which explodes into a total embarrassing bust once you sober up.

Oh, geeezz, dear lord, cut your poor creatures some slack, love us for the idiots we are!