date a heavy smoking woman

How about Betty Beefcake of Skeggie? With her love of Lidls finest Chicken vindaloo she is known to smoke at both ends and may have something nice for you.

You are handsome and have a great personality. Who told you that or is it just your ego

I've heard overweight cigarette-smoking women are rare in a hip college town like Skegness. Most British supermodels come from there.

I could set fire to one for you don’t know how much smoke she will give off though

What about one that chews tobacco?

BTW a town called "Skegness"? That sounds like an S.T.D.

The Skegness near Boston, USA or the one in England

Why? You get off on smoker's hacking and stained yellow fingers? 🤮

Show the chain smoking ladies your pic if you're as handsome as you claim they will not be able to resist