I Smoke Weed

I love weed. The only good thing about going to my dad's house is that he always has bud, but he must have moved it, 'cause I couldn't find the damn stuff. I settled for the next best thing and took a hit off his girlfriend's E-cig. I thought it was just nicotine liquid, but it turned out there was weed in there. I got massively blasted and sat on the couch all night doing nothing, virtually catatonic. At least it doesn't smell like weed.