Bartender: "You've already had 13 drinks. You sure you want another?"

Me:

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beermeplease · M

i think we go to the same bar...i'll buy you another but only if you buy me one back 🫩

ElyssTTTrucks · 100+, M

Mr. Ed had too much grain liquor -

Likestoenjoylife · 51-55, M

That bartender will be going to jail too

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Can`t leave on an uneven number

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Degbeme Exactly!! Better make it 3 more just tobe sure

Ereee

My body is a machine that turns liquor into piss.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Ereee After a long weekend in Tijuana...

Ereee

@GnomeyGee That reminds me of going to the ER for a horrible UTI & the charge nurse telling me she thought i was cute until I tested positive for the clap. Lmao

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Ereee

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