Yesterday's impact of one Four Loko on me...
Yesterday I had the house to myself after the wife decided to go kayaking with two of her girlfriends, having a Girl's Day Out. So I pretty much decided to chill and drink in our backyard's hammock.
Was drinking Genesee Cream Ale (an old favorite of mine) until I decided I wanted something stronger, so I grabbed an 'Electric Lemonade' flavored Four Loko from the fridge 😂😂
Most Four Lokos are on the gross side, but this one actually has a pretty nice flavor overall with nowhere near as much of that foul aftertaste most Lokos have. Almost 45 minutes later, I was halfway through the can, thinking I was just fine. So I kept sipping and sipping. Had about 4 ounces left to drink when all of the sudden my stomach was on fire and my sense of reality changed dramatically. I ended up crawling over to the side of our house, which is shrouded by about 3 1/2 feet of fencing, and pulled my britches up over my thighs, while on the ground and intending only to piss.
Suddenly I lost control of my bowels, dropping a significant pile of shit...my piss followed shortly thereafter. Then while staying behind the fence, I crawled over to another area where I vomited up everything that was in my stomach that day.
Then I went back to the hammock and laid there for 1 1/2 hours before the wife came home and found me. Previously, I had agreed to help her run some errands after she returned, but I quickly forgot that I had done so. Needless to say, she wasn't happy to find a trashed husband in her backyard 😂😂😂
Was drinking Genesee Cream Ale (an old favorite of mine) until I decided I wanted something stronger, so I grabbed an 'Electric Lemonade' flavored Four Loko from the fridge 😂😂
Most Four Lokos are on the gross side, but this one actually has a pretty nice flavor overall with nowhere near as much of that foul aftertaste most Lokos have. Almost 45 minutes later, I was halfway through the can, thinking I was just fine. So I kept sipping and sipping. Had about 4 ounces left to drink when all of the sudden my stomach was on fire and my sense of reality changed dramatically. I ended up crawling over to the side of our house, which is shrouded by about 3 1/2 feet of fencing, and pulled my britches up over my thighs, while on the ground and intending only to piss.
Suddenly I lost control of my bowels, dropping a significant pile of shit...my piss followed shortly thereafter. Then while staying behind the fence, I crawled over to another area where I vomited up everything that was in my stomach that day.
Then I went back to the hammock and laid there for 1 1/2 hours before the wife came home and found me. Previously, I had agreed to help her run some errands after she returned, but I quickly forgot that I had done so. Needless to say, she wasn't happy to find a trashed husband in her backyard 😂😂😂
31-35, M
