Bard told me it's gae for a guy to clip their toenails, I threw away my clippers

A real man has no need. His toenails are worn away by the steel toe in his worn out work boots

Awwe you love Bardy

Stop, I’m supposed to be a lesbian! 🙄

He wants to use his teeth instead

Damn now everybody gonna be running around on here with they feet lookin like wolverines claws 😕

So he wants to clip them for you ? 🤔😏

He loves you and doesn’t know how to say it