I cancelled the appointment at the shady dentist and bought a Groupon for a dental cleaning/exam for under $100.

I have not been in so long .... :( I need to make an appointment myself soon.

That sounds like a good deal

My daughter is at university in Macedonia and paid the equivalent of $20 Canadian for a full dental exam last week. What a steal

This one is licensed and has a proper office. Be prepared for them to find something expensive that needs treatment.

Once they crane out all your teeth with an eagle’s beak this will be a worry of the past

Dentistry is a ancient midevil art form that has barely progressed since its inception in midevil times.