christylee · 36-40
@AndrewF Most of men in SW are virgins. So we easily pass it
bookerdana · M
similar:An engineer passes away and find himself at the gates of heaven where he meets Saint Peter.
Saint Peter: “Sorry pal, you’re not on the list. You can’t get into heaven”
Engineer: “What do you mean I’m not on the list and can’t get into heaven? I’ve donate to charity my whole life and my wife and I attend church every Sunday.
Saint Peter: “Sorry, I don’t make the rules. You’re not in the list so you’re going to have to go down to hell”
The engineer goes down to hell and meets Satan.
Engineer: Hey Satan, since I’m here, I can make some changes to make it a bit more pleasant.
The engineer installs an air conditioning unit and makes it a cool 15C in hell.
Saint Peter realizes a mistakes has been made and call Satan.
Saint Peter: Look, there’s been a mistake, please send that engineer back up to heaven.
Satan: Forget it, this engineer is great, we’re keeping him.
Saint Peter: Send him back to heaven or we will sue you.
Satan: Oh yeah? And where are you going to get a lawyer?👿
Saint Peter: “Sorry pal, you’re not on the list. You can’t get into heaven”
Engineer: “What do you mean I’m not on the list and can’t get into heaven? I’ve donate to charity my whole life and my wife and I attend church every Sunday.
Saint Peter: “Sorry, I don’t make the rules. You’re not in the list so you’re going to have to go down to hell”
The engineer goes down to hell and meets Satan.
Engineer: Hey Satan, since I’m here, I can make some changes to make it a bit more pleasant.
The engineer installs an air conditioning unit and makes it a cool 15C in hell.
Saint Peter realizes a mistakes has been made and call Satan.
Saint Peter: Look, there’s been a mistake, please send that engineer back up to heaven.
Satan: Forget it, this engineer is great, we’re keeping him.
Saint Peter: Send him back to heaven or we will sue you.
Satan: Oh yeah? And where are you going to get a lawyer?👿