Pearly gates waiting line

St. Peter is at the gates of heaven with a long line of people waiting to get in. All of a sudden he looks about 50 people back and runs to a man in an expensive suit. He escorts him to the front and hugs him and he gains entry. A man in front says sir what was that all about? Oh St.Peter says that’s Larry Johnson he’s a lawyer and we don’t get many of them here.

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bookerdana · M

similar:An engineer passes away and find himself at the gates of heaven where he meets Saint Peter.

Saint Peter: “Sorry pal, you’re not on the list. You can’t get into heaven”

Engineer: “What do you mean I’m not on the list and can’t get into heaven? I’ve donate to charity my whole life and my wife and I attend church every Sunday.

Saint Peter: “Sorry, I don’t make the rules. You’re not in the list so you’re going to have to go down to hell”

The engineer goes down to hell and meets Satan.

Engineer: Hey Satan, since I’m here, I can make some changes to make it a bit more pleasant.

The engineer installs an air conditioning unit and makes it a cool 15C in hell.

Saint Peter realizes a mistakes has been made and call Satan.

Saint Peter: Look, there’s been a mistake, please send that engineer back up to heaven.

Satan: Forget it, this engineer is great, we’re keeping him.

Saint Peter: Send him back to heaven or we will sue you.

Satan: Oh yeah? And where are you going to get a lawyer?👿

BLP11520 · 61-69, M

@bookerdana ha ha ha good one

AndrewF · 51-55

Neither anyone from SW get there

christylee · 36-40

@AndrewF Most of men in SW are virgins. So we easily pass it

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