I'm gonna wind up like my aunt near 70 and never married no kids just an old spinster.

As far as I know she hasn't dated since the 90s.

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Punches · 46-50, F

Anytime I hear the word "spinster" it makes me imagine a female mafia member or some lady wearing a zoot suit.