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SW-User
Because you haven't gotten to know me yet
beermeplease · M
@SW-User got a passport? if not i do 😊
Jonjdw · 46-50, M
I have a housefull wife three kids and 4 grandchildren. I want peace and quiet. And still want a hummer. Now the sandwich I can do myself.
beermeplease · M
@Jonjdw where do you find the time to make a sandwich 🤭
Jonjdw · 46-50, M
@beermeplease I did not say I did. But that I can make it. I will make one for her for the hummer lol.
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
I’d even trade off too! Offering coffee and taco dessert in bed in the morning in exchange for a mid morning treat like that.
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
You can….for a price 🤷♀️
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beermeplease · M
@ImpeccablyImperfect i thought any cockaddoodle will do... 😋
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@beermeplease cock a doodle do, any cock will do .
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@beermeplease @AthrillatheHunt nooooo….most women will agree, that is one thing we will be very picky about 😣
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Your wish is my command *snaps fingers*