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it's great being single and living alone and doing what i want, but........

i'd love to have a mid morning hummer and sandwich made for me once in a while....why can't i have the best of both worlds 馃し
AlchemyFox36-40, F
Because you haven't gotten to know me yet
beermepleaseM
@AlchemyFox got a passport? if not i do 馃槉
Jonjdw46-50, M
I have a housefull wife three kids and 4 grandchildren. I want peace and quiet. And still want a hummer. Now the sandwich I can do myself.
beermepleaseM
@Jonjdw where do you find the time to make a sandwich 馃き
Jonjdw46-50, M
@beermeplease I did not say I did. But that I can make it. I will make one for her for the hummer lol.
SageWanderer70-79, M
I鈥檇 even trade off too! Offering coffee and taco dessert in bed in the morning in exchange for a mid morning treat like that.
ImpeccablyImperfect51-55, F
You can鈥.for a price 馃し鈥嶁檧锔
beermepleaseM
@ImpeccablyImperfect i thought any cockaddoodle will do... 馃構
AthrillatheHunt51-55, M
@beermeplease cock a doodle do, any cock will do .
ImpeccablyImperfect51-55, F
@beermeplease @AthrillatheHunt nooooo鈥.most women will agree, that is one thing we will be [i]very picky[/i] about 馃槪
Your wish is my command *snaps fingers*

 
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