A real man ..

... is a woman's best friend who will never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things he never thought she could do.. to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as thought she is the most beautiful girl in the room and will enable her to the most confident.. sexy, seductive, and invincible..

No wait - sorry, I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that.