Lemmy' see if I got this straight
In just about every rom/com ever cinematicaly devised the leading lady falls prey to countless variations of tripping over some random leaf....or sum'
Sheah.....
Then of course Mr. Way To Smokin' Hot Stranger, coincidentally swoops in around that timeless corner and either saves the day or that embrace tumbles them toward that first magical kiss.
Now in the hour and change that remains they grab some fancy chow, hook up and of course a misunderstanding kicks him to the curb.
But wait!
5 minutes before those closing credits roll they'll randomly cross paths of fate itself along some place as absurd as ...
Down by a river!
Pah-friggin'-leas!!!!
A man picks me up, its a bouncer with his damn hands full...believe you me.
And the only time I've eva' ran into an Ex was at a Walmart at 3am lookin' like a yard sale barbie buyin' tampons and Gas-Ex.
🧟♀
Sheah.....
Then of course Mr. Way To Smokin' Hot Stranger, coincidentally swoops in around that timeless corner and either saves the day or that embrace tumbles them toward that first magical kiss.
Now in the hour and change that remains they grab some fancy chow, hook up and of course a misunderstanding kicks him to the curb.
But wait!
5 minutes before those closing credits roll they'll randomly cross paths of fate itself along some place as absurd as ...
Down by a river!
Pah-friggin'-leas!!!!
A man picks me up, its a bouncer with his damn hands full...believe you me.
And the only time I've eva' ran into an Ex was at a Walmart at 3am lookin' like a yard sale barbie buyin' tampons and Gas-Ex.
🧟♀
