Hey Walmart! Want me to use the self-checkout?

discount the cost for the employees you don't have to pay now. Oh and when you don't have any working the cashier stand I'll probably need assistance for one thing or another from the people you continue to work there.

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Vaper · 36-40, M

I was in line at a busy Wally World self check out. Dude at the register had a bar code sticker on his finger. Everything he openly swiped was 47 cents.

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@Vaper that's GENIUS - until he gets caught :)