Guy Fieri's Flavortown Cheesy Chicken Enchilada Bowl

Guy Fieri is an awesome and mystical being who was born from an eruption of a nacho volcano, the cheese of which he can never eat. Or maybe he's just some guy who likes awesome foods. I don't know, I watch too much TV.

Anyway, knowing his reputation, I was expecting my first excursion to Flavortown to be the best frozen meal of my life. But apparently, Flavortown is a sad place, and the road there is paved with old, stale chips.