Need Innovative Tax Ideas!

1. Collect pet hair I would normally throw away. Sell on Etsy instead as craft supplies. Claim living room couch and rug as production area deduction for home business.

2. Same idea for dryer lint. The lint is easily flammable. Market to camper and survival crowd. I soak mine in a little bacon grease myself! Claim cost of dryer and electric deduction...

3. Open to suggestions! Quit giving your money away to the government.