Do you go into the dollar store for like 10 things and the cashier says $78 🫢😡

My friend left the Walmart cash, smiling. Running up to me, saying : " It was 30; not 29.98 or 31...[i]It landed right on $30!![/i]
It was like they'd won the lottery.

Later, they offered me a piece of Dentyne mint gum. Pieces had to be removed from the foil packet in order. Out of sequence removal got you banned for life.
I took the packet, and just for fun punched out pieces in two random spots. They snatched it back.

6 months later, I was reading the newspaper, when they suddenly remembered what I'd done with the gum packet.
Taking the scissors they'd been using and cut my page in half.
"[i]That's for last March![/i]"