serious question tho... are these really "straws"? or are they crack pipes that everyone calls "straws" so they don't get banned from Amazon?

@NativePortlander1970 No I mean... I genuinely this innocent 👀

I have no idea 😶

@Fishy The facepalm was for amazon to pass them off innocently, sorry, tired tonight

@NativePortlander1970 Oh, lol....

but what confuses me is that in the suggestions or "other customers also buy" section, they have actual crackpipes that are advertised as pipes for smoking 😂