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I caught a Porch Pirate taking my Amazon delivery, so I made him swab my deck.

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SpudMuffin · 61-69, M

Arrr! I'd have keelhauled the scurvy dog!

Bumbles · 51-55, M

@SpudMuffin I am sorely lacking a keel.

SpudMuffin · 61-69, M

@Bumbles ouch!

Matt85 · 36-40, M

dont be mad just cause he stole your dildo

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Bumbles · 51-55, M

@KingofBones1 Aye!!

shinyplasticlove · 51-55, M

Shoulda made them walk the plank into a huge bucket of sh**.

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