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whoever stole my amazon package i hope you're happy

You got vitamins and my "special occasion" outfit. A full Ghostface costume
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saintsong · 41-45, F
Porch Pirates stole a rabbit cage that I had won! They were bragging about it while walking down past my house, and once they came back I said you wouldn't know anything about a rabbit cage and porch pirates would you, they were like no no no! I was like that was a Birthday gift for my dad! That was a year ago...Then the same boy stood behind me at Co op and had his phone out and got a video recording of my bank card pass number...So after that I went straight to the bank and changed my password number...
Ugh so annoying mine got stolen right before Christmas I hope they are keeping warm with my heat up mittens and socks ❤‍🔥
SW-User
@Wallflow3r My gf says thanks for the mittens and socks. You're so kind
AdaXI · T
Yeah they just leave my parcels the doorstep... They might as well put some flashing Christmas tree lights on the box while they're at it🙄
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DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@AdaXI pick me ahh boxes
AdaXI · T
@DeluxedEdition Flashing lights...
STEAL ME!!!
STEAL ME!!!
STEAL ME!!!

And loads of Christmas music blaring out of it. Seen as it's like every burglars wet f%king dream seeing an Amazon box just sat there with whoever lives there so obviously not at home FFS!!!😅

Like nearly every other delivery service will put it somewhere like behind the house or behind the wheelie bin and just stick a note through the letter box.
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MasterLee · 56-60, M
I put garbage and junk mail in amazon boxes on my front porch.
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
I haven't shop in Amazon in years. Last thing I bought is a portable swamp cooler back in 2019
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@FreestyleArt Me because the "porch pirates" are so bad. If I continue to shop with them, I will have it shipped to one of those stores they affiliate with.

Otherwise, I try to support local businesses
Tminus6453 · M
Thats why im afraid to buy an expensive laptop from Amazon, it might be delivered to someone else..🥺
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@Tminus6453 Send it to one of those affiliate amazon boxes. That's what i'm doing from now on. I think walmart and publix have them
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TurtlePink · 22-25, F
See, this is why we can’t have anything nice!
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@TurtlePink SERIOUSLY :(
Pfuzylogic · M
If you don’t have Amazon Plus then you will hate their customer service because Amazon takes responsibility for absolutely nothing! 🥳
Moneyonmymind · 31-35, M
That is why I have my stuff put into an Amazon locker.
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DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@SW-User HAHAHAHAHA that'll teach you to steal my packages xD
SW-User
@DeluxedEdition I'll return everything if you marry me for citizenship
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@SW-User deal 😎
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DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@Degbeme It is VERY annoying. I have to laugh to make myself feel better
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@DeluxedEdition Good that you can laugh, I`d be steaming.
PatKirby · M
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