I regretted wearing a red shirt to target, because people thought I worked there

that's kinda cool, I wouldn't mind getting a sirracha shirt myself. but yeah, target's always a difficult place for red shirts.

I've done that - and wore my khaki pants too - so fun to tell people I didn't work there.

Lmao

That has happened to me also.

I thought that was the product you were stocking the selves with.

It's a sriracha sauce shirt. Good grief, people. Tell me you're on autopilot without telling me.