I went shopping with the ol broom pilot a few years back..

And I saw they had a case of beer on sale for only ten dollars. So I grabbed one and threw it in the cart. She asked, what's that? I said it's on sale twenty four cans only ten bucks. She said put it back we can't afford that so I did, begrudgingly. Anyway getting to the finish she grabbed a small jar of face cream that cost twenty bucks and I said what's this? She said it's my beauty cream. It makes me look pretty. I said so does a case of beer and it's only ten bucks. The EMT said they found me face down in aisle 5. We don't shop together much anymore.