I Wore A Thong Bikini In Public
Back when I was younger and in WAY better shape I regularly wore one of my collection of thongs/G-strings to the beach. I usually stuck to fairly quiet places.
One day I had waded out into the water until it was about thigh-deep. A wave came along and I turned my back to it, to let it wash over me. Of course, this meant the most substantial part of the costume was now perfectly positioned to catch the passing wave......the force of the water neatly lifted the front away from me, and with the wave now passed the front sprang back, perfectly positioned to one side of those parts it had been covering :-O
And of course, that was the only time all day that anyone walked past!
What else could I do, they'd already seen everything, so I gave a smile, shrugged and waved, and got smiles and waves in return!
One day I had waded out into the water until it was about thigh-deep. A wave came along and I turned my back to it, to let it wash over me. Of course, this meant the most substantial part of the costume was now perfectly positioned to catch the passing wave......the force of the water neatly lifted the front away from me, and with the wave now passed the front sprang back, perfectly positioned to one side of those parts it had been covering :-O
And of course, that was the only time all day that anyone walked past!
What else could I do, they'd already seen everything, so I gave a smile, shrugged and waved, and got smiles and waves in return!