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@Movingthegoalpost I am not a manager currently,...

@OogieBoogie When I was younger vodka made me loud...

@YoMomma A whole box of instant mashed potatoes.

@nonsensiclesnail What's a little more misery...

@Pretzel I'm not sure what the outcome was but I...

@bijouxbroussard I don't blame you for crying that...

@Lovebird Hands down the worst feeling

@Achelois What do you do for a living if you don't...

@YoMomma I really hate using this word but I'm...

Yes I will be 35 this December and have nothing to...

@Nightwings my mom had a heart attack a few years...

@RoxClymer Heart issues wouldn't shock me. They...

@Nightwings This has happened on and off since...

@TrunkZ This has happened off and on since I was a...

@YoMomma I'm drinking a ton of water and staying...

I'd never force my kid to clean their plates aka...

@YoMomma piece of crap essentially

@YoMomma Truly my car is a hooptie

@YoMomma I'm hoping it's just low coolant. It...

@YoMomma Thank you, unfortunately lucks not been...