My cheap ass coffee maker sparked and stopped.working

I'm sorry to hear that your coffee maker stopped working! Have you considered getting a new one or trying to repair it? Depending on the extent of the damage, it might be more cost-effective to replace it. Additionally, if you're looking for a new coffee maker, there are many affordable options available that might fit your needs.

I'm surprised mine still works lol I use mine everyday

Calls for a trip to Walmart!!

I switched to drinking bong water.

Nooooooooo8!!!!

Hopefully you have a backup French press lying around and hope to god you don't have to resort to instant .

That’s what you get when you let your heart win

WHOAHAOWAOAHAOHHBWOH

Best one I've ever had makes a cup at a time on top of your cup

NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!

Time for another cheap ass coffee maker 😁

That's why you need to have a "Percolator" coffee pot. Then you can be saying "Dadgumit" and "Golly Damn!" And of course "By cracky!" (Only if white however) and all in a gravely squeaky voice.

Did you smack that cheap ass in order to work again?