im off to see the wizard

I asked a farmer this once. He told me go on down the road a stretch, and there, sitting on an old tree stump, will be a toad. I'll know this toad is the right one, because it has a yellow penis. Farmer said to ask the toad, and the toad will ribbit twice before hopping away. The way the toad goes is the way to Oz.

I said, c'mon, man....can't you just give me directions?

The farmer said to me..."Look, all you gotta do is follow the yellow pricked toad.