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Where is John Olinger?!

I need to borrow his time machine 💔
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Last I heard he was in 1962, working for the Mob and banging Angie Dickinson.
dubkebab · 51-55, M
@hunkalove shhhhh-that's on a need to know basis...don't blow his cover when the ol'Bklyn double cross is staged.
dubkebab · 51-55, M
I have a set of spare keys to the Ollinger brand time-travel velocipede if you want to take it for a spin.
Please have good motives...no sports betting,lotto extravagance or starting up wars.
Time travel can be a fickle mistress, use with caution, humanoid.
@dubkebab yes please! I just want to undo a huge mistake I made....
dubkebab · 51-55, M
@SomebodyThatYouUsedToKnow Best of luck.
Sometimes it is within possibility to make amends and correct mistakes...sometimes not.
Either way,learn from it and try not to beat yourself up.

And if you run into Ben & Jerry's before it became eight bucks a pint-you know where to find me!
Last I heard he was in 1976 auditioning to be in that new movie Star Wars.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@MrBlueGuy And probably got turned down for the role of Darth Vader in favor of David Prowse.
Don't we all have a huge mistake, or two, that we want to undo?
RedBaron · M
Who is John Olinger?
dubkebab · 51-55, M
@RedBaron Presidential candidate,student of sexual mythos and frequent time traveler. SW/EP Legend.
RedBaron · M
Anniedlr · 26-30, F
I heard he was doing up his house in Falakata 🙂
Japrost · 41-45, M
Whacking off probably
twiigss · M
He's still on my friends list and I saw his name is now John Oinger. It's missing the L from his name, not sure why, and there's an X next to his name.
HairbrushDiva · 31-35, F
Who cares? I used to think he was funny, but he proved to be a real nasty piece of work so I blocked him and he is staying blocked.
RenFur · 70-79, M
All will be revealed in a PBS documentary currently in the editing phase...
Peaceandnamaste · 26-30, F
I wonder what happened to him
specman · 51-55, M
@Peaceandnamaste I think he moved to Alabama! lol
Peaceandnamaste · 26-30, F
@specman he time traveled to prehistoric Alabama where there were still dinosaurs.
3Dogmatic · 46-50, M
Bend over and I will show you…🤣

…and I would do him!
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
Maybe he moved on to a higher plane of existence.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
I heard he drowned in his own believes and bullshit
Beautywithin · 36-40, F
His spirit is still here!
HannahSky · F
Idk it's been quite a while
Melissa501 · 36-40, F
In his mommy's basement
Nebula · 41-45, F
He went back to 1984
Dude is on TikTok
scooogy · 31-35, MVIP
He missed the bus 🤷‍♂️
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Doing his time machine.
deadgerbil · 22-25
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
dead 😉

https://www.palmettofuneralgroup.com/obituary/John-Olinger
ShaneMckay · 41-45, M
HotPizza71 · 51-55, M
Always thought that profile was a fake one
@HotPizza71 There was a "JohnOlinger84" that was apparently fake; that username doesn't seem to exist on SW anymore.

The real John Olinger was a fun and amusing conversationalist with a somewhat single-track interest; now on break.

https://similarworlds.com/JohnOinger
Lilnonames · F
I broke it so he won't be back

 
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