What's one weird fact about you, that you'll never tell anybody in person?

I think that my mind is always in the gutter. My best friend texted me this morning saying "Its hard when i think about you" 🤣 So i went on this tangent about how i told him to stop playing with me like that and how i dont like it. Because he's always saying stuff that sounds sexual on the sly. And he responded with, "its because of what you're going through 🙄" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but its hard to take him seriously, i realize now that its just how my mind works. My bad bestie! But i will never tell him that in person.