OFFICIAL DECREE #007

I HAVE READ YOUR LOVE LETTERS.

YOU HAVE CALLED SEVENTEEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE UNLIKE ANYONE I’VE EVER MET.

THE MINISTRY HAS DETERMINED THAT YOUR MEMORY…

IS AS SHALLOW AS YOUR COMMITMENT.

YOU ROMANTIC COPY-AND-PASTE NARCISSISTIC WEATHER VANES.

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Softy1 · M

Who’s love letter?

skeletor

@Softy1 ALL OF THEM.

THE MINISTRY HAS RECEIPTS.

AND APPARENTLY YOU PEOPLE HAVE ONE FUCKING TEMPLATE.

NYEH HEH HEH!

Softy1 · M

@skeletor what are you even talking about?

TheHammer · M

At least they have someone to call . You should be careful. You're not too far from meeting your maker .

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TheHammer · M

@skeletor
Hey old buddy. I sent you a friends request. You haven't added me.
You don't like me anymore??

skeletor

@TheHammer YESTERDAY YOU DEMANDED AN APOLOGY.

TODAY YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS.

AT THIS RATE TOMORROW WE’RE PICKING CURTAINS AND ARGUING ABOUT CUSTODY OF BEAST MAN.

EASY, CASANOVA.

SKELETOR FOLLOWS NO ONE.

HE BARELY TOLERATES THE PEOPLE ALREADY HERE.