When someone starts out a conversation with the words, “Don’t let this ruin your day, but…”

It does every time for me. They should know that

Truth

Yes why is that

That's a very specific percentage.

dont let this sting your face.. *SLAP*.......... 🥴

Unless Just you just say ok I wont.
Then walk away and start signing really loud while covering your ears.

Like I dont mean to upset but !!!! They know darn well it will upset me

I end the sentence there and show them my butt.

It still ruins their day 😕

Yeah, it's like starting a sentence with "Ok, you might not necessarily have caught herpes from me but..."

So let’s think of something that follows that doesn’t ruin someone’s day…🤔

Like “…I had this really amazing Thai red curry last night but my ass is paying for it today.”

Actually…😅😆

😞

I haven't actually heard that one is that a Southern saying like, I know this is putting doggone gravy before the biscuit and hitting the long side of a barn with a boot but ...