I'm Lonely Most of the Time
Even though statistically everyone is compatible with someone on this big ass rock, someone still has to grow up and be that person who dies from a heat stroke, alone in their apt and is not found for weeks.
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GwydionFrost · 56-60, M
Actually, if you die alone from heatstroke in your apartment, it's best that you aren't found for weeks-- it allows for mummification (thus, the stench of death doesn't permeate every pore of the building). After all, we established that your apartment is practically an oven (you did die of heatstroke, right?). Gotta finish baking...!