My superpower is that I can tell you 20 side stories while only trying to tell you 1..

Wanna go bike riding ?

Sidequests included. What a deal.

So you eventually come back around to the topic? 🤔

how many places do you get side tracked when driving

same, people hate it. i have to tell ALL the details and angles. i sometimes forget what i was originally on about though 😯

Although I am a raconteur nearly without equal, this is also my near fatal flaw, digressing from one clever anecdote to another in mid-stream.

So you make up different scenarios in your head