Football matches are basically 90 min of me screaming;

"Wtf are you doing??"
"Wrong player, omg.."
"Get off the field.."

and ofc...
"Did you trip over your damn imagination or why are you on the ground???"
"HE DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH YOOOOU"
"The ball is supposed to go into the net not above it.."
"omggggg, I'm done..!"

Also...
"Stop blowing the whistle, damn.." Followed by..
"WHY ARE YOU NOT BLOWING THE WHISTLE NOOOOW?"

And..
"Yes yes yes!!!!! COME ON!!!! GOOOOOO"
Followed by either
"GOOOOOAAAAAL" or "NOOOOOO"

And lastly.
"No no no no no, ah ah ah ah, WAKE UUUUUP, HALLLOOOOOO"...


And ofc, I'm screaming at a bunch of men that's rudely "ignoring" everything I say - as If they can't hear me - so 🤷🏼‍♀

🙃😂