Decided to see if i could take several of my draft posts and consolidate into one. Yes, I'm bored

I woke up tired but ready to fight a sloth. Nevermind. Have you seen those claws? Going back to bed.

My bra and I are currently having a disagreement. Stay tuned.

I opened the fridge like i really wanted something. What? I have no idea.


There’s a song in my head please, get it out.

My phone battery is low but my patience is lower.

I’m three thoughts away from requesting a new personality.

Someone said “be safe” and now I’m questioning their motives. Should i be watching my back in the elevator?



Anyway.
If I vanish, I’ve simply laid on the floor for no reason.