Am I the only girl who will only message a guy if their profile pic is a cute dog? [I Am Weird]

@BlueMetalChick 😱

@BlueMetalChick What animals do you not hate?

@abbyrj I dunno man, they're smelly and they piss everywhere and they're loud.

@SW-User Most of them. The only animals I really dislike are dogs, cats, seals, and mongooses. Pretty much everything else I like.

Well, except for mosquitoes. FUCK them.

And I'm terrified of wasps. I like them and I think they're cool and interesting but they frighten me.

@BlueMetalChick Do you not like animals who often bond with humans?

@BlueMetalChick I don't know if mongooses are in that camp though.

@SW-User Who tf bonds with a dog or cat. I mean, I guess a working dog I can see. If you're riding with sled dogs, or you're a police officer working with a tracking dog, or a soldier with a bomb sniffer dog, or a farmer with a herding dog, then I can see that. Because you work with the animal and so you form a connection through a common goal. But pet dogs are just so fucking dumb.

And cats are weird and neurotic and pretty unintelligent as well. They act like paranoid speed addicts or something.

Seals are tough cos they live in the ocean so I don't know if it's even possible to bond with one.

But I've formed much stronger bonds with animals like raccoons, crows, goats, and especially pigs than I ever could with a dog or cat.

@BlueMetalChick How are you surprised to hear that people bond with cats and dogs? I was thinking of seals in captivity.