What can you do that's unique and interesting

I can change the oil in a 1970 VW Beetle.
I can do a head stand.
I can develop b&w film negatives.
I can fix a flat tire on a bicycle.

I can balance a pencil on my nose. Upright.

Write with both hands simultaneously. I used to do it to amuse my classmates.

I can decomputerize a modern car and make it run like from the 1960s/1970s time

No computers or electronics. Last car I did this to was 2018 Nissan Pathfinder.

Modern vehicles are garbage to me.

I can make people very uncomfortable in a short time

I can talk and hold air in my mouth at the same time (separately in cheeky chambers 😅)

The only thing unique about me is that there is nothing unique about me at all.

everyone says you have a big mouth

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